“Give your stupid speech, be an outcast. You’re only doing it to yourself because you’re smart, and pretty, and sort of funny in a way that I don’t really get, but other people seem to enjoy.”
“You really think I’m pretty?”
“Shut up!”
Tried my hand at trying to be a paparazzo the other day. I spotted Sarah Hayland (Modern Family) and Matt Prokop (apparently from High School Musical 3) in Vancouver, shooting a Disney movie called “Geek Charming.” Grabbed my video camera and started shooting. It’s a pretty exhilarating experience, honestly.
I’ve sent some pitches out for the video to those nasty LA businesses that buy your celebrity photos and videos from you. I’ve heard back from one so far. Man, this would be the best summer job ever.
haley: can you shut the door please?
claire: actually, we’re just gonna go ahead and leave that open.
haley: why?
claire: because i have uh, seen this little show before. lying on the bed with a tall senior. one minute you’re just friends watching falcon crest and the next you’re lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket!
dylan: whoa.
haley: [horrified] mom!






